its been raining all day, which makes me so happy that i negotiated to work from home on mondays and fridays. i encourage everyone to do this, as i’ve noticed it is awesome.
yesterday i got propositioned by a sexy older man but i punked out. maybe when i’m 30. no but seriously, you know how sometimes you are so THRU with someone and you are moving on and singing kelly clarkson really loud and just two snaps in a circle so fly, and then you come across something that the someone-you’re-thru-with gave you and it still kind of smells like their neck or hair or chest or something – and you forget how fly you are and take a moment and go with the feeling? that happened t-minus 2 seconds after the proposition. timing is everything.
however in a heroic twist of bounce, i threw the smelly item in the laundry and turned kelly up and told the propositioner to definitely ask again someday soon and i then shaved my legs for the first time since the heartbreak. i know its post-feminist or something but i acknowledge my socialization…the smoother the frame the smoother the game ya heard?
speaking of druglords, rush limbaugh occasionally, deserves to be quoted at his most apoplectic – this is him on july 5th: I’m tired of these Democrats acting like they won the election.
Somebody needs to stand up and say, "When you win the election, you
pick the nominees. Until then, shut up! Just shut up! Just go away! Bury yourselves in your rat holes and don’t come out until you win an election. When you win an election, you can put all these socialist wackos, like Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Stephen Breyer, all over the court, but until then, SHUT UP! You are really irritating me."
and in the final housing update my landlady is a true hustler. this morning she called and asked to show my apt, and now she just came and said she loves me as a tenant, do i want the apt across the hall from mine, same size, same cost, more light and with an oven and she’ll fix the bathroom? just when i think i’m out she pulls me back in!!
i hope some of y’all can come out tomorrow to shoot this youth debate show pilot – we have djs, artists, a wide spread of guests and its gonna be amazing. email email@example.com if you can be at 87 lafayette in manhattan at 5pm!